Cartoon Cartoon!!!!

I’m on a boat with two other fellas. We find ourselves on a supposedly deserted island. As is the case in dreams, images get jumbled and we find ourselves in a desert. Now it gets freaky.

From participant, I now become spectator and see my two former comrades rushing to join 3 others trudging through the desert. No sooner do they join the group than they spot a Zulu (or some African tribe) hunting party, and we sure as hell know what they are hunting don’t we? Now the dream takes on cartoonish (new word I know) proportions. We have our five champs galloping at full speed and the visuals are beautiful! This is the setting; picture the desert as a dry, flat, arid land zipping by at full speed. Our studs are standing straight, (but leaning forward slightly) and their legs are moving at super speed (like how you see in cartoons, e.g. Road Runner). Scene then shifts to our hunters (approximately 50 of them with spears etc), running exactly the same way. In the background you can hear drum beats giving more drama to the chase scene that is ensuing. Scene then actually shifts to these drummers (about 20 of them) and they are also following the chase and drumming at the same time.

Watching this was sooooooo cool! The party of 5 are running their asses off and changing directions all the time. The hunting party is keeping pace as well and followed suit with every directional change, but the beauty was how they did it! Instead of a gradual turn, they all turn towards the 5 but are still running in their original direction. About a second later they alter course and start running where they are facing. Same scene goes for the drummers bringing up the rear!

Now our 5 soon to be gourmet dinners are hauling ass like nobody’s business and also throwing spears (don’t ask where they got them from) back towards the pursuers to throw them off and boy were they thrown off! You see one of our champions face backwards (with legs still pumping in a cartoon like fashion) and fling a spear. Please picture his body still but just his arm moving! Very cartoon like I assure you. Now, instead of the spear sticking into one unfortunate soul, it hits them sideways and in the process takes out about 10 of them. It knocks one off and he in turn bowls 9 over like bowling pins! Picture them just flying off while the rest keep motoring on. This happens a couple times but the party just keeps getting larger and larger! They off course are answering in kind by tossing spears forward but our lucky buggers don’t get hit.

Shit, there was a whole confrontation scene that followed but I just can’t for the life of me remember it. Something to do with them reaching a lake and rowing to the middle away from danger or something. Sorry guys, unfortunate ending to what was a wicked dream. Maybe later if it comes to me, I will post. Dream on people….